Stupid Things To Do Before You Die

[imweird]

Write the stupid things you have done that everyone should do before they die

1. I was walking out my bedroom but the door was closed and for some reason i just kept going and didn't open the door, i was expecting it to disappear or something lol, the door didn't disappear like i'd hoped but the next day i did wake up with my forehead a funny shade of purple

[~♥Alexa♥~]

2. Gaffer taping your brother into his room because at 22 he was annoying you by singing Tweenie songs and blackmailing you about sneaking out despite the money paid for silence. Managed to gaffer tape the windows too!

[imweird]

3. walking round town and think you see your boy best mate so run up and jump on his back then find out it was some random person you don't know...oops

[~♥Alexa♥~]

4. Standing up when your foot suddenley goes dead and you end up flat on the floor in crutches and a large impressive bruise all because you wanted to show your Mum the coloured picture you'd done on the Nintendo DS Crayola game. And you're 18.

[imweird]

5. Get on a bus to go home only to find out you have got on the wrong bus so then you go and get on another and they don't take people with a return so get on another only for you to complete forget to get off the bus at the right stop so end up walking half way home anyway

[~♥Alexa♥~]

6. Managing to burn the word 'HI' into your wrist whilst at work, brushing it against the fry dump light bulbs even though you've been told me to be careful various times and you know you have to be careful. And still having the same word on your wrist for the next 7 months.

[imweird]

7. Walk to school back wards because you don't want to be like everyone else, then your friends tells you your just about to walk into a lamppost so you turn round to avoid it but instead whack your face on it

[Sarah]

8. Crash into a pole on purpose to get everyone's attention

[~♥Alexa♥~]

9. Spend half an hour of a bus ride talking to a woman about her pregnancy, asking her loads of questions despite the wierd looks only to have her get up at the next stop, glare at you and inform you she's not pregnant. She's fat. Ouch.

[imweird]

10. Put a banana peel on the floor and run at it to see if you fall over, you try a few times but then get bored because you haven't fallen over so begin to walk away only to slip on the banana peel

[~♥Alexa♥~]

11. Leaving the door on the latch to walk a friend out of the building only to open the door to an external exit and a gust of wind blow it shut, leaving you stuck between two doors outside the flat with no phone and your flatmate's music is on loud. Best of all your in your pyjamas and it's half an hour before she notices you're missing.

[imweird]

12. See one of your friends is going to pull your chair away when you go to sit down but you don't stop them and just let them do it and end up sat on the floor
(thats what happens when your an idiot with a lot of lads as mates)

[~♥Alexa♥~]

13. Throwing a tennis ball hard after your friend in revenge only for it to catch the edge of the doorway and rebound hitting you hard in the face.

[imweird]

14. Eat chocolate, sherbet and red bull all at the same time (Alex is a bad influence lol) then because you are so hyper you run to one of your best friends house at like midnight the people your running past giving you a weird look to finally get to his house and relies the people were giving you weird looks because your wearing you pajamas and monster slippers

[~♥Alexa♥~]

15. When leaving the house, you put your cats in the same room so they can talk to each other, otherwise they'd just get lonely and depressed without the intellectual conversation stimulated by other fellow cat company.